This just in. All references to a Higher Power in the Bible,Torah and Quorum have hereby been replaced by Bank of America. In a newly released excerpt from the Los Angeles Times, BofA has hereby designated itself God to the entire world. Verses of your favorite Good Book will now be replaced by credit card service fees. What? You don't believe me?? I'm aghast. Have a little look see at the link below. From what I can read, BofA spokesperson,Betty Riess,will be replacing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates:
Betty Riess Replaces St. Peter At The Pearly Gates

Then again, I'm sure Ole' Bet is doing him a favor. He's been standing there a long time. He probably needs a break. Thank BofA that she's here.

Now if that's not reason enough to move Christmas to whatever day BofA was born, have a look at the video link below. It starts out a bit "industry-centric", but it moves right into the part that should interest you real quick. ..why your loan will cost more with the re-vamped Deity and Their Apostles. Not only that, but comparing Barney Frank to The Scarecrow is funny as hell:

So next time you're at BofA, please remember to remove your hat and bow your head in thankfulness. No need to give that huge offering when they pass the basket. BofA will just charge your credit card.....Amen.

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